I am a copywriter.
Some moments I am the queen of the county. I am the word wizard solving the problems of the universe with a simple gerund or two. I am a copywriter.
Fast forward two seconds and the scales have fallen. I am lower than dirt. I am, in fact, the entire reason any given project isn't working. I am worthless and pitiful and any monkey (or account person) could do my job better.
I am a copywriter.
